Tag Archives: transport

ON THE BROOM – Wages set to stagnate for 3 generations

Lowly paid workers internationally now out number cars on the road – a Suburb in THE HUNTER REGION boasts that 3 out of 4 people on the electoral roll – SWEEP FOR A LIVING. With that said – KEVIN from inner-Cessnock had HAD ENOUGH . . .   “ON THE BROOM” – 04:16 ————————————————————— On […]

Electric Car driver bashed by YOBS

Known to his friends as ” screw-driver” – Gary from Greensborough had worked 3 jobs – some tax-free in order to achieve his dream of a TESLA p100. He took delivery on a day when the sun was shining and his spirit was bold when he gave “THE FORKS” to 5 7/11’s as he glided […]

Salespeople missing in harbour

A sailing event went horribly wrong in Sydney Harbor today for a secret group of high performers within the insurance industry. The gathering was designed to celebrate big bonuses garnered by individuals managing write-downs for significant NATURAL DISASTERS on behalf of Meta-Insurance. Setting sale from Rushcutters – observers commented on the hour long stocking of […]

The Official Definition of a PUGG has been upgraded . .

The term “PUGG” has arrived in the SLANG DICTIONARY here at THE FIZZA. It refers to individuals or groups characterised as petulant “Millennials” in expensive active wear who breakdown in European cars outside the gym to which their membership applies. This phenomena – not so long ago absent from our urban reality – is born out […]