Tag Archives: Social justice

environment, Culture, Lifestyle, Local rights, Society

Properties in Sydney’s elite Balmain now uninsurable under the weight of unrelenting rain.

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The Suburban Spectator ( by Suburbiasuburbia )
06
Jun

The Spectator sent senior investigator Kevin down to talk to a number of smug baby boomer residents about foundation subsidence. Sergio Revista – a retired meatball importer, told us his $10 million riverside bungalow was in danger of lurching into the river with sodden foundations and an arcane drainage system. A negligent council was the […]

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auto, Blog, news, The Economy

ON THE BROOM – Wages set to stagnate for 3 generations

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Lowly paid workers internationally now out number cars on the road – a Suburb in THE HUNTER REGION boasts that 3 out of 4 people on the electoral roll – SWEEP FOR A LIVING. With that said – KEVIN from inner-Cessnock had HAD ENOUGH . . .   “ON THE BROOM” – 04:16 ————————————————————— On […]

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Blog, Crime, Real Estate, Society

A New Suburb called “BLURT”

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Blurt was new – it had taken 4 yrs and sucked all the fracking royalties from the Chinchilla community – but finally the grand opening would mark a turning point. A standin dignitary  – Frank Lavine was preparing his welcoming speech. BLURT had been signed off by a rabid council who had heard one “child […]

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auto, Blog, Crime, news, Society

Car jacking payback in south east

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Found blue behind the wheel of his car – a man in Melbourne’s South East had a kilo of corn-chips stuffed into his mouth and gaffa tape wrapped from forehead to chin when found in a take-away parking lot 24 hours after being deceased. Authorities – scratching their heads that a day of hamburger – […]

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auto, Blog, energy, news

Electric Car driver bashed by YOBS

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Known to his friends as ” screw-driver” – Gary from Greensborough had worked 3 jobs – some tax-free in order to achieve his dream of a TESLA p100. He took delivery on a day when the sun was shining and his spirit was bold when he gave “THE FORKS” to 5 7/11’s as he glided […]

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Blog, environment, health, news

free MONOXIDE DETECTOR roll-out . .

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is the question which has become number 1 for citizens of a precinct known as ” SLAVES-WAY-PROPER” in Melbourne’s EAST. A reputable survey found 61% of all registered voters in the GRID – suggested carbon monoxide is the first thing they think of in the morning before breakfast. Ribald Donmore – running for shire mayor […]

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Blog, consumer rights, news, Real Estate, Society

1 Billboard – outside Nerang Heights, Gold Coast

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OCEAN VIEWS ESTATE – “Get your piece of it” – was how the billboard read for residents and commuters traversing the feeder arterial-s of The Gold Coast. For Tasmanian Trevor and his wife Susan the experience was different – they needed out of the impoverished West Coast  – and their nephew had sms-ed a photo […]

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Blog, global news

Lovestruck Local Man to Marry Cocaine Cassie in Secret Sunshine Coast Ceremony

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A Brisbane Man has written to Aussie drug mule Cassie Sainsbury to ask for her hand in marriage. The local Casanova sent the surprise love letter to Colombia’s El Buen Pastor Prison, where Ms Sainsbury is currently serving a six year sentence for attempting to smuggle 5.8kg of cocaine from Bogota Airport. “It’s true love,” […]

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Blog, environment, news

Sinbad the grease merchant jailed . .

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Perennial virgin oil trader “Sinbad” – who started Australia’s first grease empire from humble beginnings in Park Ridge has been jailed for a 30 year dispensation of excriment into near-by waterways. Detection and conviction had become a real possibility after a family camping in a remote esturary on a sandy knoll overnight were awoken by […]

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