Tag Archives: local stories

Backyard Cricket vOTED #nO.1 in extensive survey

A recent casestudy conducted in the bowels of Stones Corner, Brisbane – a suburb with a rich tapestry of suppressed aggression and immigrant tension – has bolstered the claim that Backyard Cricket is the No.1 non-formal activity within the country today. In an exhaustive study monitoring a range of human flavours over a 5 year […]

1 Billboard – outside Nerang Heights, Gold Coast

OCEAN VIEWS ESTATE – “Get your piece of it” – was how the billboard read for residents and commuters traversing the feeder arterial-s of The Gold Coast. For Tasmanian Trevor and his wife Susan the experience was different – they needed out of the impoverished West Coast  – and their nephew had sms-ed a photo […]

Australia Day Celebrations in tatters – leaked document reveals the historical slur of Australia Day

As the 26th. of January beckons – a stark Sculpture from sender-unknown – arrived on the steps of parliament house in Canberra – portraying an Aboriginal in the 50’s lying in a dry paddock being speared through “THE GUTS”. A Tasmanian senator has lashed out – decrying the Artpiece as ” a sick” distortion of […]

Everything smells like garlic

Today citizens of Adelaide exiting a restaurant precinct were stopped from proceeding to their vehicles and modes of departure, by authorities who were responding to mountains of smoke surging upwards from the bowels of the city. Mainstream and independent media were congregating on mass as the ability to see was fast fading. The city-folk were […]

Sinbad the grease merchant jailed . .

Perennial virgin oil trader “Sinbad” – who started Australia’s first grease empire from humble beginnings in Park Ridge has been jailed for a 30 year dispensation of excriment into near-by waterways. Detection and conviction had become a real possibility after a family camping in a remote esturary on a sandy knoll overnight were awoken by […]

A million dollars found in ACDC Lane

A chance photo of an image in ACDC Lane Melbourne Australia has resulted in an Ice addict from Ballarat – almost achieving a $1,000,000 windfall from a mysterious benefactor. The addict known as Clifton X – was staggering towards a hookup through ACDC Lne and took an accidental photo with his only possession of some […]

50 year search for a family finally over

This week we put a human face to THE FIZZA . . we go deep into the lugubrious of a family torn-apart. A 50 year search for a missing artifact lost in the permafrost of Australia’s Snowy Mountain project. As family’s pored out of Europe in the 50’s seeking work in a world free from […]