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Blog, Cricket, news, sport

Who in Australian Cricket needs to go?

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When Bancroft “the patsy” sand-papered the ball he destroyed a 100 years of sporting pedigree but did he foresee the individual human impact as he drove the evidence into his crutch-guard. The sordid mix of off-field sledging – on-field spite and hatred for the South African accent will result in erstwhile heros being consigned to an […]

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Iconic restaurant caught up in punter-scam

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. . Burpengary man – last seen at the “El Ranch” Lawn Mowing service is linked to the SCALPING of night-out dining tickets at one of Brisbane’s iconic restaurants. Around 180 people from Brisbane’s northern-belt have purchased the tickets for Friday and Saturday nights overlooking the picturesque west bank. One of the hood-winked – Gary […]

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auto, Blog, news, The Economy

ON THE BROOM – Wages set to stagnate for 3 generations

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Lowly paid workers internationally now out number cars on the road – a Suburb in THE HUNTER REGION boasts that 3 out of 4 people on the electoral roll – SWEEP FOR A LIVING. With that said – KEVIN from inner-Cessnock had HAD ENOUGH . . .   “ON THE BROOM” – 04:16 ————————————————————— On […]

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Blog, Crime, Real Estate, Society

A New Suburb called “BLURT”

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Blurt was new – it had taken 4 yrs and sucked all the fracking royalties from the Chinchilla community – but finally the grand opening would mark a turning point. A standin dignitary  – Frank Lavine was preparing his welcoming speech. BLURT had been signed off by a rabid council who had heard one “child […]

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Blog, Education, Society, Tech

Smart Phones Outscore Spouse in Relationship Stakes

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A controversial new survey commissioned by The Suburban Fizza has found that 62% of Australians prefer the company of their smart phone to spending quality time with their partner. A wide variety of Aussies were polled in the new Fizza survey: from straight to LGBTQ identified; metropolitan to regionally based; school leavers to seniors; and […]

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Car jacking payback in south east

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Found blue behind the wheel of his car – a man in Melbourne’s South East had a kilo of corn-chips stuffed into his mouth and gaffa tape wrapped from forehead to chin when found in a take-away parking lot 24 hours after being deceased. Authorities – scratching their heads that a day of hamburger – […]

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news, The Economy

Serial Spenders killing the Economy . .

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AND STEALING THE HOPES of further generations as household debt cripples economic prospects – as some householders, can’t in a medical way – stop rushing into BUY. The phenomena has authorities gagging as ” a desire to spend” is essential to a lubricated system but where is the money going as there is less-n-less to […]

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Blog, environment, health, news

free MONOXIDE DETECTOR roll-out . .

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is the question which has become number 1 for citizens of a precinct known as ” SLAVES-WAY-PROPER” in Melbourne’s EAST. A reputable survey found 61% of all registered voters in the GRID – suggested carbon monoxide is the first thing they think of in the morning before breakfast. Ribald Donmore – running for shire mayor […]

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Blog, Culture, Lifestyle

Bluesfest 2018 – the Artists AND the dunnies

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Last Friday we went straight into the bowels of Bluesfest 2018 at Tyagarah Tea Tree Farm ready for LIFESTYLE. A ready-for-action refreshment area with all the reality of a bar had us seated ready to wind into a FULL PROGRAM. After a mixture of KRAFT BEERS i needed a long piss. After entering the toilet […]

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Activism, Blog, news, The Economy

3 dAYTIME Drinkers defy WORK ORDERS

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Nestled squarely into the Newstead-end of Fortitude Valley – these 3 drinkers were ardent about their right to get-pissed during the day. As we approached the interview from the southern end of the street we saw – the larger of the 3 antagonists was confronting a rock-n-roll bottom-feeder. Apparently he had a foot up on […]

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