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Rainbow wedding traumatised by western suburbs splinter group

A 3-way Rainbow wedding party collective was traumatised on Sydney Northshore this week, on the cusp of legalised same-sex marriage when a splinter group of NO-Campaigners crashed the well-healed event. As the story broke a Western Suburbs Cake Shop Owner was confronted by a Rainbow-backlash which accused him of supplying the BIG HOLLOW CAKE that […]

Ball Sackings Hang Too Low on Organisational Tree

Steve Smith is a latter day “Breaker” Morant, but it is the Coach and Executives who should face the firing squad, according to Fizza Sports Chief Latcho Drom from Cape Town On Sunday, the prospect of Fizza Management paying my airfare to Cape Town proved about as likely as Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland uttering […]

Everything smells like garlic

Today citizens of Adelaide exiting a restaurant precinct were stopped from proceeding to their vehicles and modes of departure, by authorities who were responding to mountains of smoke surging upwards from the bowels of the city. Mainstream and independent media were congregating on mass as the ability to see was fast fading. The city-folk were […]

Sinbad the grease merchant jailed . .

Perennial virgin oil trader “Sinbad” – who started Australia’s first grease empire from humble beginnings in Park Ridge has been jailed for a 30 year dispensation of excriment into near-by waterways. Detection and conviction had become a real possibility after a family camping in a remote esturary on a sandy knoll overnight were awoken by […]

A million dollars found in ACDC Lane

A chance photo of an image in ACDC Lane Melbourne Australia has resulted in an Ice addict from Ballarat – almost achieving a $1,000,000 windfall from a mysterious benefactor. The addict known as Clifton X – was staggering towards a hookup through ACDC Lne and took an accidental photo with his only possession of some […]

50 year search for a family finally over

This week we put a human face to THE FIZZA . . we go deep into the lugubrious of a family torn-apart. A 50 year search for a missing artifact lost in the permafrost of Australia’s Snowy Mountain project. As family’s pored out of Europe in the 50’s seeking work in a world free from […]

Craig Barman – Promoter/Manager/Journalist   “Timeless and punchy Oz Rock with a genuine blues swagger. Suburbia Suburbia recall the feel of sticky carpets and acres of crushed beer cans underfoot. “   Review:- In the Fridge Vol1 http://www.i94bar.com/albums/suburban-musings-provide-fuel-to-this-fire?fbclid=IwAR04l8szLBlzV-8LYmwj0WqBGrTl8TBudfYuffKxSJRMZNYsqEUhtALKs5s   Richard Cartwright – Writer / Producer  “Four on the floor….” (this was on an email I […]