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A group calling themselves ” men against clutter-fuck” where officially curtailed back at their inner city head quarters shortly before descending on this property.
A 3-way Rainbow wedding party collective was traumatised on Sydney Northshore this week, on the cusp of legalised same-sex marriage when a splinter group of NO-Campaigners crashed the well-healed event. As the story broke a Western Suburbs Cake Shop Owner was confronted by a Rainbow-backlash which accused him of supplying the BIG HOLLOW CAKE that […]
Steve Smith is a latter day “Breaker” Morant, but it is the Coach and Executives who should face the firing squad, according to Fizza Sports Chief Latcho Drom from Cape Town On Sunday, the prospect of Fizza Management paying my airfare to Cape Town proved about as likely as Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland uttering […]
Today citizens of Adelaide exiting a restaurant precinct were stopped from proceeding to their vehicles and modes of departure, by authorities who were responding to mountains of smoke surging upwards from the bowels of the city. Mainstream and independent media were congregating on mass as the ability to see was fast fading. The city-folk were […]
An Adelaide Pizzaria with a flair for tangy product – today is under investigation after a punter spots a hand and arm protruding from a cold room opening. Within minutes pictures were circulating on Instagram as staff tried to bag-up the flesh and bone. 3 days of questioning had the owner concede he he always […]
Perennial virgin oil trader “Sinbad” – who started Australia’s first grease empire from humble beginnings in Park Ridge has been jailed for a 30 year dispensation of excriment into near-by waterways. Detection and conviction had become a real possibility after a family camping in a remote esturary on a sandy knoll overnight were awoken by […]
A chance photo of an image in ACDC Lane Melbourne Australia has resulted in an Ice addict from Ballarat – almost achieving a $1,000,000 windfall from a mysterious benefactor. The addict known as Clifton X – was staggering towards a hookup through ACDC Lne and took an accidental photo with his only possession of some […]
This week we put a human face to THE FIZZA . . we go deep into the lugubrious of a family torn-apart. A 50 year search for a missing artifact lost in the permafrost of Australia’s Snowy Mountain project. As family’s pored out of Europe in the 50’s seeking work in a world free from […]
Suburbiasuburbia soon to release 10 POUND HAMMER – a song of hope for anyone with unwanted filth in their driveway. . . . Look out your window 1 day and see the grubby side of life . . . THIS SONG COULD BE YOUR WAY OUT . .
Craig Barman – Promoter/Manager/Journalist “Timeless and punchy Oz Rock with a genuine blues swagger. Suburbia Suburbia recall the feel of sticky carpets and acres of crushed beer cans underfoot. “ Review:- In the Fridge Vol1 http://www.i94bar.com/albums/suburban-musings-provide-fuel-to-this-fire?fbclid=IwAR04l8szLBlzV-8LYmwj0WqBGrTl8TBudfYuffKxSJRMZNYsqEUhtALKs5s Richard Cartwright – Writer / Producer “Four on the floor….” (this was on an email I […]