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#JOBSUCKER : Family Horror in Green Arces

The band was down in Sydney receiving the Greenarces Gringo – that suburbs special award for contributions to the arts, when the horrifying news struck. Alan ‘the KROC’ LYON who was down in Greenarce to be inducted for a lifetime of achievement on the reeds, later said he commended Ken’s quick thinking. A member of […]

Australia Day Celebrations in tatters – leaked document reveals the historical slur of Australia Day

As the 26th. of January beckons – a stark Sculpture from sender-unknown – arrived on the steps of parliament house in Canberra – portraying an Aboriginal in the 50’s lying in a dry paddock being speared through “THE GUTS”. A Tasmanian senator has lashed out – decrying the Artpiece as ” a sick” distortion of […]

The Official Definition of a PUGG has been upgraded . .

The term “PUGG” has arrived in the SLANG DICTIONARY here at THE FIZZA. It refers to individuals or groups characterised as petulant “Millennials” in expensive active wear who breakdown in European cars outside the gym to which their membership applies. This phenomena – not so long ago absent from our urban reality – is born out […]

Lovestruck Local Man to Marry Cocaine Cassie in Secret Sunshine Coast Ceremony

A Brisbane Man has written to Aussie drug mule Cassie Sainsbury to ask for her hand in marriage. The local Casanova sent the surprise love letter to Colombia’s El Buen Pastor Prison, where Ms Sainsbury is currently serving a six year sentence for attempting to smuggle 5.8kg of cocaine from Bogota Airport. “It’s true love,” […]