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Some riders in Bayside Melb have taken to extreme messages to secure the legacy and rights of 2 wheels and no-motor. In an unusual turn-of-events – a 5 sec whistle-blower video sent to Police – captures the last moments of a bizarre attack where a rider appears to use a telescopic handheld protrusion similar to […]
. . Burpengary man – last seen at the “El Ranch” Lawn Mowing service is linked to the SCALPING of night-out dining tickets at one of Brisbane’s iconic restaurants. Around 180 people from Brisbane’s northern-belt have purchased the tickets for Friday and Saturday nights overlooking the picturesque west bank. One of the hood-winked – Gary […]
A man questioned over attracting too many flies. Police arrived at an address in outter Sydney looking for the owner of a massive backyard compost enterprise. Neighbours sited a tempest of Large Flies hovering over their area most times of the day. The owner reportedly stated “he was turning the block into a full size market-garden […]
Lowly paid workers internationally now out number cars on the road – a Suburb in THE HUNTER REGION boasts that 3 out of 4 people on the electoral roll – SWEEP FOR A LIVING. With that said – KEVIN from inner-Cessnock had HAD ENOUGH . . . “ON THE BROOM” – 04:16 ————————————————————— On […]
Blurt was new – it had taken 4 yrs and sucked all the fracking royalties from the Chinchilla community – but finally the grand opening would mark a turning point. A standin dignitary – Frank Lavine was preparing his welcoming speech. BLURT had been signed off by a rabid council who had heard one “child […]
. . at an inner-city ground in Australia today – brandishing a Mobile Eski. With a radio-wave controller the owner set about moving the piss from side-of-ground to a position nearer the gettaway vehicle. The key to this operation was not speed but a desire to drink with others after the game. As he rounded […]
A controversial new survey commissioned by The Suburban Fizza has found that 62% of Australians prefer the company of their smart phone to spending quality time with their partner. A wide variety of Aussies were polled in the new Fizza survey: from straight to LGBTQ identified; metropolitan to regionally based; school leavers to seniors; and […]
A syndicate which has mastered away to counter the ODDS offered by the Pokie machines which operate in malignant proportions across the Australian hospitality landscape – has been linked to this BUNKER in city Brisbane. Roy X representing the clandestine group, maintains the pokie-beating tactics are the direct result of hours spent on a competition […]
Found blue behind the wheel of his car – a man in Melbourne’s South East had a kilo of corn-chips stuffed into his mouth and gaffa tape wrapped from forehead to chin when found in a take-away parking lot 24 hours after being deceased. Authorities – scratching their heads that a day of hamburger – […]