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Australia Day Celebrations in tatters – leaked document reveals the historical slur of Australia Day

As the 26th. of January beckons – a stark Sculpture from sender-unknown – arrived on the steps of parliament house in Canberra – portraying an Aboriginal in the 50’s lying in a dry paddock being speared through “THE GUTS”. A Tasmanian senator has lashed out – decrying the Artpiece as ” a sick” distortion of […]

Rainbow wedding traumatised by western suburbs splinter group

A 3-way Rainbow wedding party collective was traumatised on Sydney Northshore this week, on the cusp of legalised same-sex marriage when a splinter group of NO-Campaigners crashed the well-healed event. As the story broke a Western Suburbs Cake Shop Owner was confronted by a Rainbow-backlash which accused him of supplying the BIG HOLLOW CAKE that […]

Ball Sackings Hang Too Low on Organisational Tree

Steve Smith is a latter day “Breaker” Morant, but it is the Coach and Executives who should face the firing squad, according to Fizza Sports Chief Latcho Drom from Cape Town On Sunday, the prospect of Fizza Management paying my airfare to Cape Town proved about as likely as Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland uttering […]

Sinbad the grease merchant jailed . .

Perennial virgin oil trader “Sinbad” – who started Australia’s first grease empire from humble beginnings in Park Ridge has been jailed for a 30 year dispensation of excriment into near-by waterways. Detection and conviction had become a real possibility after a family camping in a remote esturary on a sandy knoll overnight were awoken by […]

50 year search for a family finally over

This week we put a human face to THE FIZZA . . we go deep into the lugubrious of a family torn-apart. A 50 year search for a missing artifact lost in the permafrost of Australia’s Snowy Mountain project. As family’s pored out of Europe in the 50’s seeking work in a world free from […]