Category Archives: Blog

Blog, fitness, Society

The Official Definition of a PUGG has been upgraded . .

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The term “PUGG” has arrived in the SLANG DICTIONARY here at THE FIZZA. It refers to individuals or groups characterised as petulant “Millennials” in expensive active wear who breakdown in European cars outside the gym to which their membership applies. This phenomena – not so long ago absent from our urban reality – is born out […]

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Blog, global news

Lovestruck Local Man to Marry Cocaine Cassie in Secret Sunshine Coast Ceremony

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A Brisbane Man has written to Aussie drug mule Cassie Sainsbury to ask for her hand in marriage. The local Casanova sent the surprise love letter to Colombia’s El Buen Pastor Prison, where Ms Sainsbury is currently serving a six year sentence for attempting to smuggle 5.8kg of cocaine from Bogota Airport. “It’s true love,” […]

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Blog, Cricket, news, sport

Ball Sackings Hang Too Low on Organisational Tree

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Steve Smith is a latter day “Breaker” Morant, but it is the Coach and Executives who should face the firing squad, according to Fizza Sports Chief Latcho Drom from Cape Town On Sunday, the prospect of Fizza Management paying my airfare to Cape Town proved about as likely as Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland uttering […]

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Blog, cooking, Culture, health

Everything smells like garlic

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Today citizens of Adelaide exiting a restaurant precinct were stopped from proceeding to their vehicles and modes of departure, by authorities who were responding to mountains of smoke surging upwards from the bowels of the city. Mainstream and independent media were congregating on mass as the ability to see was fast fading. The city-folk were […]

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Blog, environment, news

Sinbad the grease merchant jailed . .

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Perennial virgin oil trader “Sinbad” – who started Australia’s first grease empire from humble beginnings in Park Ridge has been jailed for a 30 year dispensation of excriment into near-by waterways. Detection and conviction had become a real possibility after a family camping in a remote esturary on a sandy knoll overnight were awoken by […]

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Blog, Lifestyle, Society

A million dollars found in ACDC Lane

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A chance photo of an image in ACDC Lane Melbourne Australia has resulted in an Ice addict from Ballarat – almost achieving a $1,000,000 windfall from a mysterious benefactor. The addict known as Clifton X – was staggering towards a hookup through ACDC Lne and took an accidental photo with his only possession of some […]

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Blog, Culture, news, Society

50 year search for a family finally over

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This week we put a human face to THE FIZZA . . we go deep into the lugubrious of a family torn-apart. A 50 year search for a missing artifact lost in the permafrost of Australia’s Snowy Mountain project. As family’s pored out of Europe in the 50’s seeking work in a world free from […]

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