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Dirty Bird – the Roll-Out

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A national online petition will “kick-off” in coming days asking parents whose children are obese – “to reject the Australian roll-out of DIRTY BIRD”. The PANIC IS ON – Dirty Bird the brainchild of an Indian conglomerate specialises in delivering high cholesterole chicken to the masses using old oil and a frying technique which has […]

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Blog, Culture, Society, sport

Fizza Exclusive! AFL Season Preview and Form Guide

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As the 2018 AFL season kicks off, expectations are high of record profits, record attendances, record broadcast ratings, and even a new recording of the club theme songs. Latcho Drom from the Fizza Sports Desk runs his ruler over the eighteen starters. 1. Adelaide Crows It’s been a tough three years for the Crows, losing […]

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Blog, Cricket, news

Backyard Cricket vOTED #nO.1 in extensive survey

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A recent casestudy conducted in the bowels of Stones Corner, Brisbane – a suburb with a rich tapestry of suppressed aggression and immigrant tension – has bolstered the claim that Backyard Cricket is the No.1 non-formal activity within the country today. In an exhaustive study monitoring a range of human flavours over a 5 year […]

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Blog, consumer rights, news, Real Estate, Society

1 Billboard – outside Nerang Heights, Gold Coast

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OCEAN VIEWS ESTATE – “Get your piece of it” – was how the billboard read for residents and commuters traversing the feeder arterial-s of The Gold Coast. For Tasmanian Trevor and his wife Susan the experience was different – they needed out of the impoverished West Coast  – and their nephew had sms-ed a photo […]

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Blog, Crime, news

#JOBSUCKER : Family Horror in Green Arces

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The band was down in Sydney receiving the Greenarces Gringo – that suburbs special award for contributions to the arts, when the horrifying news struck. Alan ‘the KROC’ LYON who was down in Greenarce to be inducted for a lifetime of achievement on the reeds, later said he commended Ken’s quick thinking. A member of […]

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Australia Day Celebrations in tatters – leaked document reveals the historical slur of Australia Day

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As the 26th. of January beckons – a stark Sculpture from sender-unknown – arrived on the steps of parliament house in Canberra – portraying an Aboriginal in the 50’s lying in a dry paddock being speared through “THE GUTS”. A Tasmanian senator has lashed out – decrying the Artpiece as ” a sick” distortion of […]

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