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Electric Car driver bashed by YOBS

Known to his friends as ” screw-driver” – Gary from Greensborough had worked 3 jobs – some tax-free in order to achieve his dream of a TESLA p100. He took delivery on a day when the sun was shining and his spirit was bold when he gave “THE FORKS” to 5 7/11’s as he glided […]

Serial Spenders killing the Economy . .

AND STEALING THE HOPES of further generations as household debt cripples economic prospects – as some householders, can’t in a medical way – stop rushing into BUY. The phenomena has authorities gagging as ” a desire to spend” is essential to a lubricated system but where is the money going as there is less-n-less to […]

THE BELLY Group tackles Obesity in Warunga . .

This is the question bedeviling the community of Warunga as it identifies a Suburban population with an obesity problem which makes SMOKING an active past-time. High 70’s is the good-mail, as an average percentage of the postcode doing it FAT – while a dedicated group called “THE BELLY” gather muster to tackle things front-on. THE […]

free MONOXIDE DETECTOR roll-out . .

is the question which has become number 1 for citizens of a precinct known as ” SLAVES-WAY-PROPER” in Melbourne’s EAST. A reputable survey found 61% of all registered voters in the GRID – suggested carbon monoxide is the first thing they think of in the morning before breakfast. Ribald Donmore – running for shire mayor […]

Bluesfest 2018 – the Artists AND the dunnies

Last Friday we went straight into the bowels of Bluesfest 2018 at Tyagarah Tea Tree Farm ready for LIFESTYLE. A ready-for-action refreshment area with all the reality of a bar had us seated ready to wind into a FULL PROGRAM. After a mixture of KRAFT BEERS i needed a long piss. After entering the toilet […]

Fizza Sports Essentials! AFL Round 5 Ladder Update

Fresh from covering an absolutely unforgettable Gold Coast Commonwealth Games for North Korean State Television, Sports Hack Latcho Drom returns to Fizza HQ to update us on the 2018 AFL Pecking Order. Adelaide Crows – 9th on the ladder Adelaide can thank both the Aussie cricket scandal and the Gold Coast Games for diverting the […]

Lights Go Out For Australian Christian Grand Prix

As the Grand Prix glitterati prepare to descend upon Albert Park for yet another weekend of lukewarm Mumm and exorbitantly priced plastic bags, spare a thought for a God fearing, failed Aussie entrepreneur, writes Gillon Edwards Staff Writer. Reg Peterson is a broken man, living close to the poverty line. A devout Christian of blended […]